Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Season 1; Pilot, Part 1

30 second in--Jack is laying on the ground in the middle of bamboo. I'm sorry, but why the hell wasn't he speared by the bamboo!? He just conveniently fell b/w it and it all fell in the right direction? Yeah right, he should have bamboo going right through his stomach.

42 seconds--Altho I can see a piece b/w his legs, barely missing his dick. The island must have protected him.

51 seconds--a dog shows up. a yellow fucking lab. yeah. because that would happen to me.

1 minute 39 seconds--well thank god for the alcohol, you'll need it now. why the FUCK didn't that bottle break on impact.

2 minutes 45 seconds--yes, because people survived those shards of a plane

4 minutes 38 seconds--a pregnant woman. can't have a plane crash and survivors without the pregnant woman.

5 minutes--well, did expect that guy to get sucked into the plane...

7 minutes 4 seconds--the wing would aim at the pregnant woman wouldn't it, it's only natural. and may I just state she fell on her stomach. 

9 minutes 37 seconds--because Jack is able to help people that well when he is clearly that hurt.

17 minutes 45 seconds--yeah, the guy with something sticking out of his abdomen is going to live. right. yeah he WOULD have been sitting next to you. Christ. 

21 minutes 10 seconds--naturally noises and crashes and trees falling down....so natural...

23 minutes 20 seconds--I always see people fly up and hit the ceiling spread eagle during turbulence on an airplane. wtf. 

25 minutes 14 seconds--hahahahahahahahaha nice John, NICE

25 minutes 17 seconds--guess Kate wasn't amused, I dunno why, poor John :(

29 minutes 4 seconds--naturally, the noises and moving trees are back, damn island

35 minutes 45 seconds--yes, noise, more noise...and how would Kate know if it is outside or not.

35 minutes 50 seconds--yup, a giant shadow, of course

36 minutes 37 seconds--yeah...pilot gets sucked out the window and bloodied to death by the noise-shadow thing. only on this damn island.

39 minutes 49 seconds--only the island has off on switches for rain

At least Charlie questions the insanity of this too.

1 comment:

Justin Williams said...

I'm looking forward to commentary on Smoke Monsters, The Hatch, 4 8 15 16 23 42, and Jacob.