Season 1, Episode 4: Walkabout

26 seconds--I already know what's coming, and it annoys me, so let's start early...good god, his toes move....

48 seconds--good golly, his legs move!

1 minute 39 seconds--yep, airplane noises..*bark bark*

1 minute 42 seconds--I love how Sawyer is so snippy with everyone, adds flavor to an otherwise ridiculous show

Sorry...side note...if you were an actor and looked at this script before auditioning...how the FUCK could you take this show seriously!? I would've shredded it while banging my head on a cement wall.  Yeah, sure now they are making money off it, but I applaud all the actors/actresses who may have turned down these roles, simple because it's so fucking retarded.

2 minutes 44 seconds--"oh crud, now what"...Hurly's direct lines keep me going

3 minutes 7 sesconds--wtf were those, giant devil warthogs or something? At least those come standard with tropical island as opposed to the imported polar bear...

3 minutes 19 seconds--John knows all "boars" but wtf is with his creepy smile? He seems to always have a creepy smile

4 minutes 40 seconds--only 4 days...my GOD...

7 minutes 40 seconds--that's right, Locke knows how to throw knives....and stands like a cowboy

9 minutes 7 seconds--my sentiments exactly, Hurly, who is John Locke

9 minutes 13 seconds--phhhhh he woudl be a colonel...

20 minutes 14 seconds--I don't like John's old boss, he needs a good ass beating for being a dick

21 minutes 37 seconds--what a little fucking punk, I ought to beat that rude kid's ass! How rude can one be little fucking prick!?

22 minutes 40 seconds--Johns done gone and got pissed off

29 minutes 34 seconds--moving fucking trees again!? better be the god damn boar

30 minutes 21 seconds--please tell me that's a mother boar the size of a tree,  oh please, because it'd be so fitting for one to be on the island

33 minutes 56 seconds--creepy old man in suit on island...ahhh, mirage (maybe)

36 minutes 9 seconds--okay...still creepy man in suit on island...

40 minutes 9 seconds--I always feel sorry for John

40 minutes 20 seconds--first view of the wheel chair, hence the stuff earlier about toes and legs......John makes me so sad, he wants to go so bad and it is his destiny he says, he fully believes he can do it....let him go, now I'm sad...it makes me want to cry--I believe in you John!!!

41 minutes 59 seconds--yay John smiles knowing he'll never be back in that wheel chair, it makes me happy

okay, some absolutely retard things here. And while I'm sad about how people treated John, and now happy that he can walk....I just want to emphasize how unlikely that is to happen. Also, what massive thing did John see in the woods.