Misunderstood

Poor John Locke, he's so misunderstood on The Island.

Season 1; Pilot, Part 2

4 minutes 4 seconds--you are kidding me, she thinks this is a time to TAN!? Ugh.

11 minutes 46 seconds--Kate's armpits. You think I didn't notice? Where is the stubble. Presumable she was on a plane and probably didn't shave since that morning or the night before, not to mention the several days on the island, so where is the stubble. What's her secret--I wanna know.

22 minutes 44 seconds--for some reason I like John, I think it's because he's a misunderstood loner

23 minutes 30 seconds--I also love how John states the obvious to Walt "you're having a bad month" to the fact that his mother died and he's stranded on the Island after a plane crash

27 minutes 31 seconds--polar bear. tropical island. yes.

37 minutes 6 seconds--fucking numbers, fucking french transmission

39 minutes 36 seconds--either The Island or Bermuda Triangle, Charlie, I bet the Bermuda Triangle though

Not too much from this episode, though two notes:

(1) John cracks me the fuck up.

(2) Why the fuck was a polar bear on a tropical island and what evil bastard would kill a polar bear, those are as sacred as unicorns. 

Season 1; Pilot, Part 1

30 second in--Jack is laying on the ground in the middle of bamboo. I'm sorry, but why the hell wasn't he speared by the bamboo!? He just conveniently fell b/w it and it all fell in the right direction? Yeah right, he should have bamboo going right through his stomach.

42 seconds--Altho I can see a piece b/w his legs, barely missing his dick. The island must have protected him.

51 seconds--a dog shows up. a yellow fucking lab. yeah. because that would happen to me.

1 minute 39 seconds--well thank god for the alcohol, you'll need it now. why the FUCK didn't that bottle break on impact.

2 minutes 45 seconds--yes, because people survived those shards of a plane

4 minutes 38 seconds--a pregnant woman. can't have a plane crash and survivors without the pregnant woman.

5 minutes--well, did expect that guy to get sucked into the plane...

7 minutes 4 seconds--the wing would aim at the pregnant woman wouldn't it, it's only natural. and may I just state she fell on her stomach. 

9 minutes 37 seconds--because Jack is able to help people that well when he is clearly that hurt.

17 minutes 45 seconds--yeah, the guy with something sticking out of his abdomen is going to live. right. yeah he WOULD have been sitting next to you. Christ. 

21 minutes 10 seconds--naturally noises and crashes and trees falling down....so natural...

23 minutes 20 seconds--I always see people fly up and hit the ceiling spread eagle during turbulence on an airplane. wtf. 

25 minutes 14 seconds--hahahahahahahahaha nice John, NICE

25 minutes 17 seconds--guess Kate wasn't amused, I dunno why, poor John :(

29 minutes 4 seconds--naturally, the noises and moving trees are back, damn island

35 minutes 45 seconds--yes, noise, more noise...and how would Kate know if it is outside or not.

35 minutes 50 seconds--yup, a giant shadow, of course

36 minutes 37 seconds--yeah...pilot gets sucked out the window and bloodied to death by the noise-shadow thing. only on this damn island.

39 minutes 49 seconds--only the island has off on switches for rain

At least Charlie questions the insanity of this too.

Magical Island Powers

Lost. How is it one of America's favorite shows!? It is completely illogical, unreasonable, and I can't believe someone even could make this shit up. Most of what bugs me is simply because something absolutely, positively idiotic happens...and as I say, "yeah, only on the island." Otherwise, I go crazy when something happens simply because it IS the island. Like the damn island is alive. Mother fuck NO that is NOT realistic and I don't care WHAT island it is, it just doesn't happen!

So this will chronicle my hate and disbelief of Lost and The Island.

Grrrr