Season 1, Episode 8: Confidence Man

Synopsis for Justin: The rich blond girl has asthma but Sawyer is hoarding the inhalers, Sayid tortures Sawyer and is on the hunt for the person who hit him over the head

22 minutes 15 seconds--"Goodmorning *BAM*" classic Sayid, classic

24 minutes 20 seconds--thank god for an Iraqi torturer....that comes in handy on any desert island

29 minutes 5 seconds--I think Kate liked that

29 minutes 39 seconds--that's right Kate, punch him! Never had it in the first place! 

30 minutes 43 seconds--oh that's just nasty Sayid, way to hit an artery while on an island

Hrm, the last couple shows haven't had the super weird stuff. And some stuff has just been "naturally....because in the situation where the worst thing would happen would be that, ....that happened"

Season 1, Episode 7: The Moth

Synopsis for Justin: Jack & Charlie get stuck in a cave that collapses, and Sayid and Kate try to track a signal

4 minutes 45 seconds--I hate when Locke disappears and giant wild boars start chasing me!

6 minutes 22 seconds--oh NASTY John just cut that pigs throat

12 minutes 34 seconds--I didn't think shouting actually could make rock tumble down, but apparently it can cause a whole cave to come crashing down on the island

13 minutes 57 seconds--thank god Sayid realizes there is no reason they survived the plane crash

18 minutes 43 seconds--now that's just nasty, Locke skinned a boar

38 minutes 40 seconds--natural to get randomly hit over the head on the island...

Nothing too special like dinosaurs or anything

Season 1, Episode 6: House of the Rising Sun

Synopsis for Justin:  They go back to get water, Jack decides to move 1/2 the camp there, Korea guy fights Michael, and we find out that Korea woman is actually secretly fluent in English, because it's natural...

13 minutes 15 seconds--the island reeks of bodies

28 minutes 53 seconds--why is there an axe on the island!?

31 minutes 28 seconds--aaaaaaand she speaks fluent english...of course

33 minutes 43 seconds--I think the island talks to john

Okay, so basically, that's all...not too weird this time either....I think the weirdness really comes and goes....

Season 1, Episode 5: White Rabbit

Synopsis for Justin: Someone drowns, they are running out of water, and someone steals it so John goes looking for more. Oh yeah, Jack is also running through the island looking for his dead father.

50 seconds--someone swam across the vast ocean to the island...

4 minutes 58 seconds--again we see the creepy old man in a suit, it is normal now

21 minutes 25 seconds--naturally he was able to catch that root

**I can see now this episode won't be too  insane other than this damn father just appearing everywhere--face it, he's dead and you're hallucinating!**

22 minutes 4 seconds--John would appear right when Jack is about to die, John knows all

26 minutes 6 seconds--oh yeah,  tackle that kate, tackle!

39 minutes 15 seconds--so the giant freaky thing that you saw last time, and probably what tears down trees, is the islands eye? hrmm

31 minutes 55 seconds--I see dead people

33 minutes 13 seconds--let there be water! ...with a doll in it....

35 minutes 51 seconds--of course he stumbles upon his father's casket...sorta freaky, but since its the island, who wouldn't be lead to a deceased family member!?

36 minutes 50 seconds--or...okay...no body....because it's normal to have a dead man walking around an island

Season 1; Pilot, Part 2

4 minutes 4 seconds--you are kidding me, she thinks this is a time to TAN!? Ugh.

11 minutes 46 seconds--Kate's armpits. You think I didn't notice? Where is the stubble. Presumable she was on a plane and probably didn't shave since that morning or the night before, not to mention the several days on the island, so where is the stubble. What's her secret--I wanna know.

22 minutes 44 seconds--for some reason I like John, I think it's because he's a misunderstood loner

23 minutes 30 seconds--I also love how John states the obvious to Walt "you're having a bad month" to the fact that his mother died and he's stranded on the Island after a plane crash

27 minutes 31 seconds--polar bear. tropical island. yes.

37 minutes 6 seconds--fucking numbers, fucking french transmission

39 minutes 36 seconds--either The Island or Bermuda Triangle, Charlie, I bet the Bermuda Triangle though

Not too much from this episode, though two notes:

(1) John cracks me the fuck up.

(2) Why the fuck was a polar bear on a tropical island and what evil bastard would kill a polar bear, those are as sacred as unicorns.