Season 1, Episode 9: Solitary

Synopsis for Justin: Sayid is off soul-searching and follows a cable and a French woman captures him. Hurley aslo builds a golf course.

1 minute 6 seconds--a giant cable buried in the sand, leading to the ocean! yup! right! Okay!

3 minutes 4 seconds--That's right, a trip-wire in the jungle, not only in the jungle, but in the jungle of some random island!!!! A trip-wire, fanfuckingtastic

3 mintues 27 seconds--nice one Sayid, guess you weren't as good as you thought

6 minutes 8 seconds--why the HELL is their a lightbulb on the island!? right, bc the island would have lightbulbs

6 minutes 57 seconds--okay, never mind, why is there a TABLE THAT SHOCKS PEOPLE ON THE ISLAND!? Mother of God.

7 minutes 18 seconds--and why the fuck is there a random woman demanding to know where Alex is? Who IS this woman!?

18 minutes 25 seconds--dayamn, Sayid about to get raped by a crazy French woman

19 minutes 50 seconds--H: "a freaking polar bears!" M: "polar bears..." C: "you didn't hear about the polar bear!?" ....classic conversation, even for the island, hilarious

21 minutes 30 seconds--of course the crazy French chick has a giant needle filled with some type of medication or something to knock him out...because she would find that on an island

42 minutes 16 seconds--why can you hear people whispering in the jungle...but no one is there

Season 1, Episode 8: Confidence Man

Synopsis for Justin: The rich blond girl has asthma but Sawyer is hoarding the inhalers, Sayid tortures Sawyer and is on the hunt for the person who hit him over the head

22 minutes 15 seconds--"Goodmorning *BAM*" classic Sayid, classic

24 minutes 20 seconds--thank god for an Iraqi torturer....that comes in handy on any desert island

29 minutes 5 seconds--I think Kate liked that

29 minutes 39 seconds--that's right Kate, punch him! Never had it in the first place! 

30 minutes 43 seconds--oh that's just nasty Sayid, way to hit an artery while on an island

Hrm, the last couple shows haven't had the super weird stuff. And some stuff has just been "naturally....because in the situation where the worst thing would happen would be that, ....that happened"